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fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

(via loveneverl4sts)

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

(via katrinaac)

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

(via lucifers--daughter)

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

(via loveneverl4sts)